COMMENT WITH SUGGESTIONS!!
'We all got weaknesses. Me for instance, I'm Tragically Funny, and Good Looking.
'Delaying Death is one of my favorite Hobbies'
'can we just call them storm spirits? Venti make them sound like evil espresso drinks'
'I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason. Maybe... but I am worth, like, two Franks. Or three Franks?'
'His name is Bores? What is he the god of boring?'
'I'm gonna face plant your head Leo-style!'
'I try very hard to be annoying! Don't insult my ability to annoy!'
'She's got makeup! It's a miracle!'
"Yours in demigodishness and all that. Peace out!"
"So, great. This is camp... what do you call it? Camp Fish-Blood?
"Rainbows. Very macho."
“Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter."
“This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..."
"Very funny, Piper.”
Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and dear and rabbits doing her laundry.”
“Leo, that’s Snow White,” Piper said.”
“Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.”
“She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.”
“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.”
“I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts"
“Gods of Olympus." Piper stared at Leo. "What happened to you?"
His hair was greased back. He had welding goggles on his forehead, a lipstick mark on his cheek, tattoos all over his arms, and a T-shirt that read HOT STUFF, BAD BOY, and TEAM LEO.
"Long story," he said.”
"Now you show up? After fifteen years? Great parenting, Fur Face. Where do you get off sticking your ugly nose into my dreams?"
Leo: So, you have to repeat everything?
Leo: That could be fun.
Leo: Blue Elephants.
Echo: Blue Elephants.
Leo: Kiss me, you fool.
Echo: You fool.
"One basketball to rule them all"
"Yes Frank Zhang, that is exactly how people get out of Chinese handcuffs, they turn into iguanas."
"Thanks" He meant to be sarcastic, but he was honestly impressed. Leo could make a lot of things, but an inflammable, self-cleaning oufit "So.. you made an exact replica of my favorite outfit. Did you, like, Google me or something?"
"Right," he said. "Whenever an engine malfunctions, I like to tap-dance around it. Works evey time".
He faltered when he look at Leo, who was mimicking taking notes whit an air pencil. "Go on, Professor Grace!" he said wide-eyed. "I wanna get an A on the test." "Shut up, Leo"
"Jason?" Leo askd. "Argo II to Jason. Come in."
Leo thre his hands up in exasperation. "Must be that shell. Guess it`s invisible to sonar. It`s a freaking turtle!"
"It'll be Dangerous" Nyssa Warned him "Hardship, Monsters, Terrible Suffering. Possibly none of you will come back alive"
"Oh" Suddenly Leo didn't sound so excited.Then he remembered everyone was watching. "I mean ... Oh, Cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Lets do this!
"Delaying death is my favorite hobby" -Leo
" I can't summon any more gas!" Leo warned. Then his face turned red. "Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!” -leo